Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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