Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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