The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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