Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
