So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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