Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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