at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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