That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
operation have a gay friend backfired
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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