im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Someone signed my nipple.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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