So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
