Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I deserve this hangover.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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