why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Randomize
