lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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