I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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