we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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