Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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