idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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