Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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