I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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