ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
i think i just lost a toe
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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