...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
He passed out mid-signature
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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