my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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