I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
