When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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