I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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