im six kinds of drunk right now
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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