Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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