i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Boobs speak an international language.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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