Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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