He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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