watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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