Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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