Having a random hookup so left but love u
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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