I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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