I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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