No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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