Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Bring me that man meat
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Randomize
