Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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