just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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