I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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