I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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