3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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