I faked an abortion last night.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
