Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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