I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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