Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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