Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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