He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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