So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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