and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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