I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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