Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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