pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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